"Doctor I have a serious health problem; bathroom problem"

"Tell me every thing in  detail"

"Every morning, Doctor; it happens like this.5.45 No.1 and exactly at 6 O clock No 2"

"Since when?"

"Almost for the last one and half years"

"Great! Thousands of people all over the world are suffering just because this  is not happening.Passing urine and motion regularly at morning 5.45 and 6 O clock.This is excellent. This is blessing I say. What is your problem?"

"Doctor every morning I get up at 8 O clock!!"