"Doctor I have a serious health problem; bathroom problem"

"Tell me every thing in  detail"

"Every morning, Doctor; it happens like this.5.45 No.1 and exactly at 6 O clock No 2"

"Since when?"

"Almost for the last one and half years"

"Great! Thousands of people all over the world are suffering just because this  is not happening.Passing urine and motion regularly at morning 5.45 and 6 O clock.This is excellent. This is blessing I say. What is your problem?"

"Doctor every morning I get up at 8 O clock!!"

                     I REMEMBER

When there is cool breez

I remember you

When there is thick, dark clouds in the sky

I rember you

When there is heavy rain all arund

I remember you

PLEASE RETURN MY UMBRELLA!